After failing to comply with our meager ransom note demands, we had no choice but to sneak into the house where the Moonshine Ramblers were sleeping, kidnap one of their members, lock him in the isolation chamber of the vangina, and put him to work in Miss Quincy’s chain gang.
Our human hostage has since escaped and is high-tailing it Eastwards … next time we’ll break out the handcuffs & leg irons.
